Dear Vagina.

I love you. I really do. I know I don’t say this enough and I know I don’t show it as much as I probably should but I really do love you. You smell nice. Really nice. I’ve smelt some pretty rancid vagina but not you. You don’t smell like flowers or anything but you smell regular, ya know? I love you because you don’t try too hard. You’re just like, “Hey, this is me. I may not be perfect but I’ll always be with you.” And I love that about you. I think you’re cute. Whether you’re bald or hairy. You’re not too big but you’re not tiny. You look good whether you’re wearing sexy lace, comfy cotton or nothing at all. Sometimes I curse you and say horrible things about you but I never really mean any of it. I know if you had it your way, you wouldn’t leak blood once a month so no hard feelings, mkay, babe? We’ve been through a lot together. I’ve stuck things into you (some you liked other maybe not so much…sorry), blamed you and on occasion been too rough with you but you’ve never let me down. When I get home later, I’m gonna give you a nice massage 😉

Love always and forever,

Rose ❤

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